Gynecologist's Assistant Opening
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.
You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's is located?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the applicants line is!'
A SMALL PACKET ?
WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE.HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET..
THE BOY ASKED....WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET..
WIFE REPLIED...DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER..OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE....
THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY..BUT THE BOY WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET..
AFTER SOME DAYS THE BOY AGAIN TOLD..DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU , I GOT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAM.BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS...IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP...AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE........BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE..THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT....
AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER PACKET...THEN THE BOY COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF..AND OPENED THAT PACKET....
HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT....THERE WAS 30 RUPEES..AND 2 WHEAT GRAINS..IN THAT PACKET..THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS.AND HOW IT COULD AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE..
THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED ...HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER...AND TOLD .DARLING WHAT IS THIS..AND HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP....WHATEVER MAY BE..U HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET...
THE THE WIFE REPLIED....
THAT'S NOT GOOD.......ANY WAY...IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE SECRET ...HERE IT....
BEFORE MARRIAGE ..EACH TIME I HAD SEX WITH ANY GUY.I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN THAT PACKET TO REALISE THAT I HAVE DONE A MISTAKE..
THE BOY SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS..AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES TOLD........ ITS OK..EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKE ...
I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH.... BUT WHAT IS THAT 30 RUPEES.... THE WIFE REPLIED...THE BOY FAINTED....
THE WIFE SAID..I HAVE SOLD 6 KG WHEAT AT A RATE RS 5 PER KG.......!!!
rubber gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let hem dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
******
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a raise."
"No," she said
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
**********************
Mediclaim
A couple went to a s@x therapists office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000, Le Meridian charges Rs.1500.
We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from Mediclaim.
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.
You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's is located?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the applicants line is!'
A SMALL PACKET ?
WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE.HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET..
THE BOY ASKED....WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET..
WIFE REPLIED...DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER..OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE....
THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY..BUT THE BOY WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET..
AFTER SOME DAYS THE BOY AGAIN TOLD..DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU , I GOT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAM.BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS...IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP...AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE........BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE..THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT....
AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER PACKET...THEN THE BOY COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF..AND OPENED THAT PACKET....
HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT....THERE WAS 30 RUPEES..AND 2 WHEAT GRAINS..IN THAT PACKET..THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS.AND HOW IT COULD AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE..
THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED ...HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER...AND TOLD .DARLING WHAT IS THIS..AND HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP....WHATEVER MAY BE..U HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET...
THE THE WIFE REPLIED....
THAT'S NOT GOOD.......ANY WAY...IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE SECRET ...HERE IT....
BEFORE MARRIAGE ..EACH TIME I HAD SEX WITH ANY GUY.I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN THAT PACKET TO REALISE THAT I HAVE DONE A MISTAKE..
THE BOY SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS..AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES TOLD........ ITS OK..EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKE ...
I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH.... BUT WHAT IS THAT 30 RUPEES.... THE WIFE REPLIED...THE BOY FAINTED....
THE WIFE SAID..I HAVE SOLD 6 KG WHEAT AT A RATE RS 5 PER KG.......!!!
rubber gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let hem dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
******
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a raise."
"No," she said
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
**********************
Mediclaim
A couple went to a s@x therapists office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000, Le Meridian charges Rs.1500.
We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from Mediclaim.
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