Sardar Jokes Shine Again.....

Sardar Jokes 

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... 
driver adjusted mirror.. 
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife... 
go & sit back i will drive the auto...
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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA 

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI 
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE 
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1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA . 

FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA 
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA .. 

GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....


 

 

IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO 
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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY 

BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP 
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SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. 
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Sardar declares: 
. . . I will never marry in my life &. . . 

. . . I'll give the same advice to my wife and children also. . . . . 
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SARDAR talking on cell. 

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 
1ST: biwi se..... 
2ND: itne... pyar se....? 
1ST: tumhari hai. . . 
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 
2ND- Gold ring de de 
1ST- koi badi cheez bata 
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. . 
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away 
sardar ran to catch the donkey. 
He saw a zebra & started beating it 
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. 
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, 
friend: acha wo kaise? 
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! 
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Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai.. 
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, 
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.. 
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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha. 
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon? 
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai.. 
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Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. 
He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & 
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai! 
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..?? 

So.. 
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.. 
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Santa went to mysore palace. 

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair 
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!.. 
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? 
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. 
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. 
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? 
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai 
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Banta: you cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. 
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! 
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What's Ford? 
Santa: Gaadi. 
What's Oxford ? 
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. 
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? 
A: He wanted to see butterfly! 
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. 
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. 
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.