Poems for the day.....

Roses are red; violets are blue   Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you.     *~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blow away. then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* God saw me hungry, HE created pizza. HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi   HE saw me in dark, HE created light HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* When your life is in darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray, you're still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!   .